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The weekly  ”Caption This” feature of Bodyguard Blog returns as we ask readers to supply their own witty comments to humorous Executive Protection related photos.

Traditionally speaking, I know the story behind the photos before I post them, but I have to say, I’m just as perplexed as everyone else might be with this one???

So jumping right in, let’s “Caption This…”

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**edit ** we’ve now turned this edition into the official “Caption This…” Contest.  To participate, leave your comment here AND on our Facebook Page at www.Facebook.com/IconServices.  The one with the most “likes” next to their comment will win an article of merchandise from our ICON Apparel Line.   (remember, even if you are not leaving a comment, vote for the one you think is the most humorous.)

Currently there are "16 comments" on this Article:

  1. DSTM Pro says:

    ….hmmmmmm wouldnt it be cheaper buy a yugo and cut the roof off!!

  2. Ak Khan says:

    “Now maybe these senior citizen mall walkers will know we mean business!”

  3. Denord Terry says:

    (Radio chatter).. Team leader to team, Alright team, lets run it again, and this time on point and no screw ups, driver… I told you guys no drinking the day before ops training. Maybe next time they’ll give us real assault vehicles, instead of these segways. (Team leader) “got us running up and down this runway, looking like Paul blart the mall cop!”

  4. Russ Saunders says:

    Well folks, I wish I had something witty this week but sadly I have actually done this. The looks you get on one of these are priceless though!

  5. Robert Smith says:

    Too much PT , our feet hurt !!

  6. Edward Limoges says:

    Off the top of my head, I seem to recall that being a Chinese security forces demo that was conducted prior to the Olympics being hosted in China (2008?)

  7. Trooper Baker 710 says:

    Well thats the plans to invade the uk totally screwed, they have just been made illegal in the uk

  8. Martin Byrne says:

    Ok,… remember the plan, now as soon as the get-away vehicle slows down to 5 miles an hour we got em, if not we plug em in and wait until their on the way back from the robbery and then we ram them…

  9. Justin J says:

    This is the bounding overwatch drill… Mall of America style!

  10. Vince Panell says:

    After extreme budget cuts these are the only new assault vehicles the department could afford for the swat team!

  11. Jenny Paruso says:

    What’s next, Hoverounds?

  12. Ally says:

    Retirement center cops, bad boys bad boys what you going to do when the rascal comes for your bad boys, bad boys.

  13. Robert Jones says:

    Always in search of new techniques, the Japanese Counter Assault Team members train for the ever shrinking transportation needs on the island of Japan. Things are even worse in Okinawa! Bonzai!

  14. Scott Rimer says:

    By my calculations….We are moving at thirteen miles per hour, so our bullets should hit light speed in exactly 3.12 nano seconds. Speed kills baby, speed kills. We have them now Batman. The Joker will joke no more.

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